Wow, this one really has me feeling like I’m four steps behind the rest of the world. I read a little blurb in a women’s magazine (Allure) about a new trend. You know how bling’s the thing? Well, apparently you can bedazzle your vajayjay. The article also mentions “facials” for the vajayjay, better known as vajacials, but that seems pretty tame compared to getting vajazzled.
Where have I been? Or a better question, where would I go with this? Or should I not be going out if I’m not vajazzled? What kind of glue or adhesive is suitable for that area anyway? Don’t answer. That was a rhetorical question. 🙂 Sometimes I feel like I’m living in the dark ages.